amoying:

imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.

(via herrschtick)

mynamekyle:

I bet microwaves are actually just filled with a million invisible eyes that just stare at food until it gets all embarrassed and hot

(via sleepy-typos)

THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH

nightbloggerkurloz:

thorsgoddess:

twingeneticist:

THERES

ONLY

116

SAND

CATS

LEFT

ON

EARTH

I’M GOING TO CRY

NO

WHAT

SOEMHTING MUST BE DONE OH MY GOD NO

(via carry-on-my-wayward-jund)

Someone wants to fight me at PAX because I don’t role play.

cryaotic:

peptobisbutt:

Look, Sorry that I don’t use TTT as a medium for Second Life and I play the game just killing people and having fun, and not everyone in the server is always like STOP RDMING it’s usually just one person. Apparently that rustles someones Jimmy’s so hard that they want to fight me. 

Sp00n.

I’ll fight in your place. I will be your champion.

The other guy probably doesn’t even know proper lifting form.

(via geekygingerbread)